Shitty Mouth Syndrome

It is official. Rev. Rick Scarborough has been diagnosed with "Shitty Mouth Syndrome." It is uncertain whether he caught it from Tom Delay or the NRA or in Fort Lauderdale at Coral Ridge.

I have never attended church with a gun strapped to my leg. I phoned my dad to ask if he ever knew anyone anywhere who carried a gun into church and his answer was no but "there are a lot of crazy people in this World." How very true dad...there is one a few National Forests up the road from your house in Texas.

Maybe Rev. Rick Scarborough is just crazy, or maybe he is spending too much time with Tom Delay or on his knees doing and saying things to impress the big hitters like Jerry Falwell. We all laugh at Jerry Falwell every time he opens his mouth he is so out in left field. As reported last summer in this SOVO article.

We know that Jerry Falwell did make a few phone calls once when his congregation tossed him out to the wolves at the IRS. The folks in Pearland decided "Enough is Enough." ("please Uncle Jerry make that phone call on my behalf!") We also know that Jerry Falwell did help Rick start Vision America. It is quite obvious that the Holy Rev. Rick is just desperate to be in the news and loves being quoted in the Press.

From the "he didnt say that" collection in the Gospel of Hate as said or written by Rev. Rick. No reason to lie or fabricate anything here fellow Hell bound fornicators and Sodomites of the World.

1. "BRING A GUN TO SUNDAY SCHOOL AND CHURCH" (he said it)

from: Law Allows Texans To Carry Guns In Church
Eric Berger of the Houston Chronicle, December 29, 1997

"Several pastors believe the amendment was a good idea. Rick Scaroborough, a pastor at the First Baptist Church of Pearland, told Patterson he felt safer knowing some of his congregation members might be carrying concealed weapons.

2. "GO AHEAD AND BREAK THE LAW"

EXCERPT: WORLDNEWSDAILY.COM

The Rev. Rick Scarborough, a Baptist pastor from Lufkin, Texas, who heads an organization pressing for more conservative judges, introduced Moore as a Christian whose defiance of the removal order was obedience to God's higher calling. "When
judges and legislators, even chief executives, put themselves above the law they are sworn to uphold, their unlawful orders must be disobeyed," Scarborough said.

3. "KATRINA CAN BE BLAMED ON GAYS, JEWS AND BEASTIALITY"

(YES FOLKS HE IS JUST OBSESSED WITH BEASTIALITY. CONSIDERING HE DOES LIVE ON A

BIG FARM IN EAST TEXAS BETWEEN LUFKIN AND NACOGDOCHES.....HMM!)

EXCERPT: MAX BLUMENTHAL / HUFFINGTON POST

I've been stunned at how long it took a prominent member of the Christian right to blame the destruction wrought by Hurricane Katrina on America's cultural decadence and immorality. Finally, Rick Scarborough of Vision America and the Judeo-Christian Council for Constitutional Restoration has stepped up to the plate, blaming Katrina on gay marriage, man-on-horse sex, and Israel for evacuating a portion of the Messiah's planned landing strip. He did so Volume 1, Number 24 (definitely not to be confused with a Bible verse) of his weekly email newsletter, the Scarborough Report, which you can subscribe to here. (Since you can't view Scarborough's latest newsletter online right now, I'm going to excerpt his statement at length.)

4. TOM DELAY IS ONE OF THE GOOD CHRISTIANS...

"I believe the most damaging thing Tom DeLay has done in his life is take his faith seriously in the public office, which made him a target of all those who despise the goals of Christ,"

5. TEXANS SHOULD PULL THEIR CHILDREN OUT OF PUBLIC SCHOOLS

...home school your future little fundamentalist militia man!