Onward Christian Soldiers

Dear Extremist Wackos and Friends of Rev. Scarborough:

Before you order George to push the buttons and get your party rolling, Is it possible(like on Star Trek) to just beam all of you nutbag extremist freaks who call yourself Christians somewhere off of our planet and OUT of our world? Hate to tell you but we have to plan to go anywhere with you. You have worn us out and we are losing our tolerance of others - - just like you.

All of us sodomoites and liberals and Democrats and Atheists and real Christians and Buddhists and people of Color ( those of us with Brains) might like a livable EARTH to inhabit to celebrate the day you leave us here.

Please go away now, but please don't torch our planet!

Mainstream World Citizen

ps: You're going to be so shocked when you realize that God is with us and decided to "Leave you behind"


Birth Pangs of a New Christian Zionism:

"'The coming nuclear showdown with Iran is a certainty,' Hagee wrote this year in the Pentecostal magazine Charisma. 'Israel and America must confront Iran's nuclear ability and willingness to destroy Israel with nuclear weapons. For Israel to wait is to risk committing national suicide.'"

....and....

More recently, some of Hagee's allies, such as nationally syndicated evangelical radio host Janet Parshall, became ecstatic when Israel and Hezbollah commenced hostilities last month. "These are the times we've been waiting for," Parshall told her listeners in a voice brimming with joy on July 21. "This is straight out of a Sunday school lesson."

...HEY JANET : CELEBRATING A NUCLEAR WORLD WAR IS NOT WHAT I REMEMBER FROM SUNDAY SCHOOL YOU WACKO FREAK.