"Landover Baptist University for the Saved is proud to announce a new advanced degree program in Motherhood from our nationally respected school of Marriage and Family. With 5 minute classes, the coursework is specifically tailored
to the flighty attention spans of fidgety fussbudgets with vaginas.
The University's Missus of Cupcake Icing and Domestic Subjugation degree prepares female graduates for the rewarding Christian role of wordless, smiling servitude in Baptist husbandry. The core coursework also prepares the weaker gender for Christian Child Management, from slapping the love
of Jesus in to an infant to jail visitation protocols during the latter
years of a mother-child relationship.
Students are taught the honored role of woman throughout Christian history as they scrub and wax the floor of the classroom -- and press and remove the lint from their professor's topcoat. The program offers a multidisciplinary Biblically grounded flavor and draws on the experimental teachings of world renowned Demonologist and
Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards. The degree can be completed for as little as $67,000 if you supply your own toilet cleaning supplies. We are now accepting
Christian ladies (both married and unspoiled) with Bachelorette degrees from
accredited Bible study and/or recipe swapping websites.
EXPOSE VISION AMERICA. SAY NO TO HATE. STOP YOUR HATE REV. RICK SCARBOROUGH