Friday, July 28, 2006

"CREATION 06" postponed by God

Any comments as to why God would bombard Pennsylvania with so much rain they had to cancel the giant "Creation 2006" Concert weekend. Rev. Scarborough? Mr. Falwell? Tinky Winky? Sponge Bob? Sadly, you preachermen are mighty quick to blame us "sodomites" every time a hurricane, fires, or swarm of locusts falls out of the sky.

I'm thinking that our God has constructed a slightly twisted but very elaborate and beautiful Rapture which is both "Christian" and "Family focused. Also, we are VERY READY to assist you preachermen in any way possible if you have the ability to push up your big Rapture Event.
If s, get on the horn with the big guy fast. We've had enough of you here - and are glad to see you go! Hallelujan! Praise Him!

Speaking of "Rapture", I know that God has been taking notes and watching you people for years, and he isn't too happy! With a large team of gay men choreographing his Rapture* and lesbians constructing the massive set, God may have a huge surprise in store for you an dyour flock. Off you'll go just like in the videos -ascending peacefully - only to find yourself screaming as the light turns to a darkness and God himself decides to "Stay Behind."

Regardless of the outcome, please do not expect God to reward you for the years you spent spreading misinfomation and lies bout us; your mean spirited badgering and violence, dishonesty and lack of human or for UNChristian, badgering, hate speech, and exclusionary Gospel of Hate.

The Press Release below may be a signal from the Big Guy for preachers fueling hate here in Texas.

Northeast schedule for June 28 – July 1, 2006 postponed until June 27 – June 30, 2007.

Creation 2006 Northeast schedule for June 28 – July 1, 2006 postponed until June 27 -30, 2007. This difficult decision has been made after much prayer and consideration. Due to the large amounts of rain that have fallen in the past 48 hours and the additional heavy rain fall that is expected this week, festival Administration, in conjunction with local Emergency Management, have concluded that the grounds are not safe for Creation attendees. Creation 2006 Northeast tickets will be honored at Creation 2007 Northeast. Additional information will be posted on here shortly. We apologize for the inconvenience this will cause you. Be assured that this decision has been made for the safety of all attending. We appreciate your continued prayers for the Creation Festival and its staff and look forward to joining together in 2007. Pastor Harry ThomasFestival DirectorRomans 8:28

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